Classic Melissa: Things I really shouldn't tell you

I present this in list form.

1. I once hurt my wrist playing air guitar. I was really into it.

2. I like Nickleback. Yes I hang my head in shame.

3. I secretly laugh at happy endings.

4. I watch Keeping up with the Kardashians because it makes me feel smarter but also for hair and makeup ideas.

5. I'm reading What to Expect When You're Expecting. Not because I'm pregnant but because my best friends is and its so we can talk about it. Thats kinda weird right? Also I was not expecting that book to be that big! My goodness my arm might fall off because that book is so heavy. If anyone breaks into my apartment I know what I'm hitting them with!

6. I check facebook way too much.

7. I take sleeping pills sometimes and the other day I got up to go to the bathroom. Now keep in mind it was the middle of the night and I was very groggy but if my toilet hadn't been near a wall I would have fallen over mid pee. It was like I was drunk. If this is the effect you would like may I suggest Target sleep aid.

8. I feel I take way too much medication for someone my age (27) seriously 4 pills in the morning and three at night. I might as well schedule my hip replacement now.

9. A. I have a memory problem. To be honest not a lot of people know this about me in fact very few people. Well one of the medications I take for my migraines says that forgetfulness is a common side effect. I will sometimes be in sitting in traffic and think to myself, did I shower today? And I have to think LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS! This may seem funny but sometimes it can be a real pain.
B. Lori left a comment and it also reminded that sometimes I will sit at stop signs and wait for the light to change! It's a wonder how I got my drivers license.

10. I think my fish is anorexic. He has just stopped eating. I think he hates me and is trying to kill himself. Perhaps I should put on Finding Nemo to cheer him up?

Comments

[slynnro]

You know I'm the queen of pills. I take 5 at night and 2 in the morning.

My mom takes Ambien and if I call her past 10:30, she is Ambien drunk. It is the funniest shit ever. And she has no memory of it.

[Superfantastic]

I thought you were going to say that sometimes you're sitting in traffic and have to think long and hard about where it is you're going. Because that happens to...someone I know. Also having to hit the Info button on the remote during the commercial because I, uh, she has forgotten what she was watching.

[Lissa]

Lori I do both of those things! My short term memory is shot! You would think I was a heavy drug user back in the day but no I have never even tried weed.

[Gary]

Good post. I'm going to return. I like blog stuff that shows peoples true coloUrs.

[Gary]

Good post. I'm going to return. I like blog stuff that shows people's true coloUrs.

[Amy]

Is that Blue you still have?? I hope that he is feeling okay. I am sure that he doesn't hate you, he will love you forever and ever, until the big fish bowl in the sky becons him home!