Lately I have been attending a lot of baby showers and weddings It seems that over the past month I have been to one every weekend and I am starting to predict the conversation. Not that I don't enjoy it because I do, just not when it's centered around me. Like when I haven't seen someone in oh about seven years and the first words out of your your mouth shouldn't be these: (because my reply is going to be something not so nice.)
Her: Hey! So when is this going to be you? When are you going to get married?
Me: Hey! How's your rocky marriage doing? I heard you're headed for divorce.
Okay I didn't really say that, although had there been drinks at that baby shower I probably would have, but I swear the next time someone asks me that question I'm going to and I don't care who it is, even if their marriage is rock solid, so WATCH OUT!
Ah, dispatches from the boozy/catty end of the table. Good times.
Posted by: Superfantastic | April 21, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Seriously, that is so tacky and rude for anyone to ask that question! Maybe it's cause I'm mean, but I think people like that deserve any question or remark you throw at them in response. But then again I'm just kinda bitchy like that, even without a cocktail.
Posted by: Jennifer | April 22, 2008 at 02:08 PM
This is why I refuse to attend ANY baby/bridal showers anymore. Seriously, how many times can you say 'congratulations' with any amount of sincerity?
Posted by: foodcoma | April 23, 2008 at 12:10 PM