Classic Melissa... If you are a family member or a friend that is a boy and I know you personally please don't read this post.

Against my better judgment I'm about to post a story that is horrifying and yet I feel like I need to tell you Internet! What is this power you have over me! (Matt if you are reading this please stop RIGHT NOW... I don't want you bringing this up in public like last time.)

Something happened to me yesterday and it was so funny that I immediately emailed Lori to tell her about it, and then later that night I told her twin sister as well as another friend and they said I had to put it on the blog. Why I listen to them I don't know but here it is the story of mortification.

Yesterday I was in a rush because I had to be at the office by 8:30 and of course I was running late. Just to give you a little run down of how chaotic my morning was I glanced at the clock and flew out bed. I went to the mirror to check out my hair situation. I said, "hair do you need to be washed today because frankly I don't have the time." My hair said it could wait till that evening. I quickly changed out of my pajamas into my work clothes, slapped some makeup on, grabbed my keys and computer and ran out the door. 

Cut to three hours later and my third trip to the bathroom and thats when it happened. I realized I had my underwear on backwards. What's the big deal you say? I was wearing a thong. How in the world had I not noticed when I put them on yesterday morning that they were on backwards? How did I not feel it through out the day? How did I not notice the 2 other times I was in the restroom? I have no explanation and its not like I wear extra large underwear, I'm a small/medium! So there I was thinking to myself crap what do I do? It's not like I can just take off my pants and underwear in the bathroom stall. First of all I had tall boots on so it's not just the pants and the underwear that had to be taken off it was like I had to get halfway undressed also there are a lot of people in our company and there are people coming in and out of the bathroom all the time. In conclusion yesterday I was rocking backward thong underwear for about 10 hours.  Yet, just another time I wish this blog was anonymous.

I promise the New Years post is coming soon.

Comments

[lisa]

Oh, I laughed just as hard reading it as I did when you told me about it. CLASSIC, indeed!

[Superfantastic]

Oh my gosh, you have to WARN me when I shouldn't read these things at work. I have tears running down my face! Tears! Because work is deathly silent and I had to hold the laughter in and the hilarity had to exit my body in liquid form! You didn't mention that this was your third trip to the restroom when you discovered it!

[Emily Ann]

niiiiiiiiice! clASSic, clASSic melissa!!! gawwwd I miss you so much already!!!

[krystal]

I'm with Lisa! This one will never, ever lose it's funny!

[slynnro]

That's pretty damn funny. How did this not hurt? I remember actually having a lengthy conversation with you in college in which you advocated some brand of thong underwear that you claimed were incredibly comfortable. I didn't know you meant comfortable both backwards AND forwards.

[MattJ]

See Melissa, if you'd just go to work commando-style like me, embarrassing things like this wouldn't happen. After reading the post it dawned on me that the *Matt* you referred to might have been me... but then you guys are always calling me 'matty' or 'mattycakes' or some such nonsense, so I just assumed you were referring to someone else. Oh well, the post wasn't that embarrassing. It's not like you PEED ON YOUR PANTS or anything.

[Emily]

I knew you couldn't help yourself and would post it here! It's just too priceless. Classic, classic, classic.

Oh Melissa, I just adore you.

[honda-radio]

Thx! :)

[Darin Dunn]

I didn't read this.. I didn't read this... I didn't read this...