classic melissa

Just when I don't think anything worthwhile is happening in my life to write about something humorous but completely mortifying happens to me and only to me! I can't believe I'm about to write this, I mean I really can't believe I'm going to admit this to the Internet. And if you are my friend then please don't bring this up in front of others in fact I would appreciate it if you wouldn't bring this up at all  in fact just forget I'm even wrote this post.

I admit it I hover... over a public toilet seat that is. I know you can't catch anything but I just can't bring myself to do it much to Lori and Emily's dismay. Every person who sits on the toilet and makes fun of people who hover have I got a story for you.  It all started when I was at the grocery store and I had to go the bathroom so I proceeded to the nearest restroom and went about my business. I pulled up my pants and that is when I noticed it. I PEED ON MY PANTS! Notice I said on my pants not in my pants. I pulled up my pants and noticed they were all wet on the left hand side. Obviously I freaked out I can't just walk out of the bathroom and continue my grocery shopping as if nothing had happened. I peaked my head out of the stall to check if anyone else was in the bathroom. The coast was clear so I took a look in the mirror to assess the damage and it looked like I had spilled water down my leg. I looked around the bathroom and I noticed the air dryer. Did I take off my pants and dry them? No, because seriously how would that look if you walked into your grocery store bathroom and there was some girl who was pantless standing around while her pants were drying. So there I am pushing the hand dryer every minute while hoisting my leg up in the air as if I were doing a yoga position. It's times like these that I wish my blog was anonymous.

Comments

[Superfantastic]

So glad you decided to post it! And that'll teach you to hover!
(Also, the word you want there is "assess" unless you're trying for some kind of pun/freudian slip.)

[Emily Ann]

love this story!!

[lisa]

I applaud your bravery for telling the Internet this story!