Reasons Why I Could Never Be A Celebrity
1. You have to look good ALL THE TIME. I wouldn't want to end up on the pages of stars without their makeup.
2. The A listers shop in heels and lets be honest I wouldn't be anything less then A lister right? (I'm so modest!) Seriously they are all walking around NY in heels. After 5 minutes I would take those off and be shopping barefoot and people would be calling me Britney.
3. I sometimes wear the same thing two days in a row. I know, I know, I know, but sometimes it's hard to think of another outfit and if I'm not seeing the same people I saw the day before what's the harm?
4. I like to read UsWeekly. (No judgement people.)
5. I would sell pictures of my newborn kids and then NOT give the money to charity like Angelina and Brad.
6. Umm... this blog.
7. I have a sex tape. JUST KIDDING.
Melissa, it's time you came clean with your blog audience and tell them about your sex tape.
Posted by: Emily Ann | August 04, 2008 at 04:26 PM
#6 This Blog
Yes that is true! The press would have a field day with your underwear adventures!
Posted by: Darin Dunn | August 06, 2008 at 02:32 AM
Did you go back to the Mac store? Want me to go with you and observe from afar before giving you my professional opinion?
Posted by: Catherine | August 06, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Plus, there is a chance you could send up with Kevin Federline because you wanted someone 'real'.
Posted by: thecoconutdiaries | August 08, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Hee hee hee. That was funny, especially number 5.
Posted by: Ki | August 12, 2008 at 09:18 AM
BRITNEY!
Posted by: Miguelina | August 14, 2008 at 11:23 AM
If you ever DO become a celebrity and need another celebrity to have a good old fashioned former BFF feud, I'm available. Then we can make up and get a reality show.
Posted by: lisa | August 14, 2008 at 04:25 PM