Classic Melissa... If you are a family member or a friend that is a boy and I know you personally please don't read this post. PART 2

The time has come for my ultimate demise on the Internet. Yes, I'm going to share my secret shame #4.

Secret Shame #4

This is actually a story and not something I do on a habitual basis but I think it qualifies. Last week I was coming home from work and I had to go to the bathroom so bad. My bladder was so full I swear I could hear the water inside. I pulled into my complex ran up the stairs closed and locked the door and then then headed to the bathroom. As I start heading to the bathroom I take off my shoes and skirt along the way. (Now I am doing this in very quick manner not really even paying attention to what articles of clothing are coming off.)  I run to the toilet sit down and proceed to pee. At first i was just happy to empty my bladder but then I noticed that something didn't feel right and I looked down and I see that I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY UNDERWEAR! I was peeing though my underwear people! These things only happen to me.

So there you have it I hope you enjoyed that little story as I'm sure later on I will regret posting this.  I knew I should have asked for 20 comments!

Comments

[Superfantastic]

I'm so proud of you. Not for peeing your pants, obviously, but for telling the Internet. Truly nothing is sacred.

[lisa]

I laughed even harder reading about it than I did when you told me! You're one of a kind, Melissa. Thanks for sharing your fabulous stories with us!

[Amy]

Oh my, oh my, oh my... I have nothing more to say than oh my!!! Only you Melissa, only you (okay only you that would admit it is to the world)

[Emily Ann]

Wow. That is all I can say. If that isn't classic Melissa, then I don't know what is.

[krystal]

it's probably a good thing we don't hang out more than we already do...the results may actually be fatal...

[Ruby]

You are not alone, hon! I have done that before and was mortified. Unfortunately I was not home alone at the time and had to take the walk of shame to my bedroom in front of my hubby, who could not stop laughing long enough to breathe. SO take heart!

[Taylor]

My best friend once peed in her pants, at a BAR, because she couldn't get her newfangled tie-up belt untied in time. So at least you didn't pee through your underwear AND your jeans WHILE you were trying to dazzle that cute guy from your great books class!

Once, when I was 13, I fell down a flight of stairs in front of a huge group of boy and I almost died amid all the angst a 13 year old girl with bad hair can possibly muster.

Oh my god, you're so right about people wanting to tell you things about themselves! Crazy!

[Darin Dunn]

Uh. Wow.